Published April 1, 2019 by

Newport man discovers naked, headless mannequin in his living room

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Newport, Nova Scotia, 2019 – © Avard Woolaver

Avery Woolworth was just about to start eating his Honey Nut Cheerios TM when he noticed the headless mannequin staring at him. “She was in her birthday suit so I got her a bathrobe”, Woolworth said. It is unclear how this female form gained access to his living room. Local authorities are investigating.

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2019 April Fools Day mannequin

2 Comments

  1. mark hewitt johnson said:

    there have been previous reports of people seeing double and acting single in The Chronicle Herald, didn’t know it had found it’s way out to Newport

    April 1, 2019
  2. avardw said:

    I rarely use a twin lens reflex…

    April 1, 2019

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